Everybody at SHIELD tells Chuck Norris jokes, but they change them so they are about Phil Coulson. Phil Coulson tells Chuck Norris jokes, but he changes them so they are about Captain America.
Coulson’s favorite is “Captain America once took a piss in a truck’s gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.”
Submitted by madman-with-a-pen
The boxing gym where Steve works out is the gym where Battlin’ Jack Murdock used to train.
Submitted by madman-with-a-pen
As a very young girl, Pepper had a crush on Captain America. She would watch the Captain America cartoons and movies and dream of marrying him when she grew up.
There was much giggling when she met him for real.
Submitted by anon
Content warning: police brutality
Steve claims that his father died in WWI, but it isn’t true. Steve’s father made it out alive and got home, where he had a job in a factory.
To protest poor working conditions and diminished wages, the workers went on strike. A couple of weeks later, Joseph was beaten to death by policemen paid by the factory owner.
The factory owner was Howard Stark Sr.
Submitted by dianariggslegs
Steve is a cockblock of immense renown. All his Avengers teammates have fallen victim to him at one point or another.
Submitted by dianariggslegs
Steve decided the best way to immerse himself in modern art techniques was to just experience everything, from risque art history exhibits to mixed-media installations across beautiful architecture. He was overwhelmed, but was happy he’d seen it all.
When he stumbled across Loki’s fictional one-man performance art show about a troubled outcast brother, he agreed to forget all about it after Loki grudgingly invented three new colours for him.
Submitted by deedledumbs
When Steve travels (and he does travel —New York might be his home state, but if he’s going to be some kind of national icon, he might as well get to know the people he’s representing), there is no power in the universe that can stop him from visiting every single Waffle House or equivalent truck-stop diner he comes across. He loves the food and the availability of it (in some places, there is a Waffle House at every highway exit, he loves the people, and he even enjoys the awful coffee.
Submitted by k-she-rambles
Even though every time it’s ended in tears and dry heaving into the toilet (with Tony, of all people, patting his back), Steve insists on watching every Holocaust movie (Schindler’s List, The Boy in the Striped Pajamas) at least once, so he’ll feel a little less guilty about missing the hell that most of Europe endured during WWII.
Submitted by eleanorannabelleerigby
Submitted by missjennifer72
Not long after they married (in the early- to mid-sixties), Howard and Maria Stark had a son.
Howard adored the little boy more than anyone or anything else in the world (except Maria). He took pride in the boy’s brightness, bragged about him to anyone he could force to listen, and spent lots of time with him, talking to him, playing with him, teaching him and looking forward to the day when his son would take his rightful place in Stark Industries.
When Steve wakes up in the morning, one of the first things he does is check the date. It’s become an obsessive habit. He is paranoid about falling asleep for too long again.
Submitted by i-had-him-on-the-ropes
This is a collection of headcanons for the Avengers! Hope you enjoy.
