May 2013
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Submission #2471
As the Hellicarier is technically a ship that he is in command of, Nick Fury frequently officiates the weddings of his subordinates.
Submitted by dianariggslegs
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Submission #2470
Darcy and Tony love Mean Girls, and decided to show the movie to everyone else.
Everyone loved it, perhaps a little too much. After the second week of excessive quoting, Fury banned anything to do with the movie.
Submitted by thesilverdoe394
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Submission #2469
Everybody at SHIELD tells Chuck Norris jokes, but they change them so they are about Phil Coulson. Phil Coulson tells Chuck Norris jokes, but he changes them so they are about Captain America.
Coulson’s favorite is “Captain America once took a piss in a truck’s gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.”
Submitted by madman-with-a-pen
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Submission #2468
The boxing gym where Steve works out is the gym where Battlin’ Jack Murdock used to train.
Submitted by madman-with-a-pen
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Submission #2467
The Tesseract is a machine built with the element Tony uses to power his suits.
Submitted by anon
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Submission #2466
Natasha is ambidextrous. She was born left handed, but the Red Room forced her to learn to use both hands equally. This is why she can use dual pistols efficiently in combat. Whenever she carries one gun, however, she always uses her left hand. Being a leftie is another thing she shares with Clint.
Submitted by madman-with-a-pen
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Submission #2465
When Tony and Pepper get married, Tony wears gray sneakers with his tux just because he knows it will drive her crazy. The photographer gets a picture just as she sees his shoes and rolls her eyes, and Tony asks for a wallet sized version.
Submitted by fangirlandproudofit
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Mother's Day
Content warning: miscarriage
Ever since they started working together, Clint buys Natasha tulips on Mother’s Day. The tradition came about when Clint found out she once had been pregnant, but had miscarried in the later stages. Ever since, he’s called her an “honorary mother” and makes sure that she has someone to be with on Mother’s Day.
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Submission #2464
Loki was the one who hid entry 2415…mainly because it included his secret plans for taking over Earth.
Submitted by rgpuck
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Submission #2463
Natasha loves shopping—the other Avengers? Not so much. She gets frustrated going alone, since not even Clint will go with.
She does manage to steal Tony’s credit card, though.
Submitted by M
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Submission #2462
As a very young girl, Pepper had a crush on Captain America. She would watch the Captain America cartoons and movies and dream of marrying him when she grew up.
There was much giggling when she met him for real.
Submitted by anon
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Submission #2461
Content warning: police brutality
Steve claims that his father died in WWI, but it isn’t true. Steve’s father made it out alive and got home, where he had a job in a factory.
To protest poor working conditions and diminished wages, the workers went on strike. A couple of weeks later, Joseph was beaten to death by policemen paid by the factory owner.
The factory owner was Howard...
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Anonymous asked: I don't know, something like 'nsfwheadcanons' or 'shipheadcanons' for the tags, since I've found from experience that just tumblrsavioring 'nsfw' saviors a lot of irrelevant stuff that isn't actually nsfw at all.
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Submission #2460
Surprisingly, referring to Aldritch as “Dragon Titties” made the whole ordeal slightly less traumatic for Tony.
Submitted by simpaticonebula
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Anonymous asked: Thank you for posting everyone's headcanons, it makes you a good person and I love this blog for that. People can like what they like and who they like. If it wasn't for sex NONE OF US WOULD BE HERE INCLUDING STAN LEE WHICH MEANS MARVEL WOULDN'T BE HERE.
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Anonymous asked: Hey, I see a compromise option here. Would it be possible to tag ship and nsfw confessions with a separate, blog-specific tag of their own? That doesn't seem too difficult.
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Anonymous asked: I object to the oversexualization of characters in this fandom. For instance, Bucky's metal arm is not a sex toy. I could think of more examples, but I won't list them, since I find this trend ridiculous. There are MANY Avengers sex headcanons blogs that exist for that purpose, I see no reason to spread it into here. There are so many headcanons here that exist only to force ships, as...
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Anonymous asked: needs moar butts
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Also there hasn’t really been as much mod-follower interaction as there used to be, and I just wanted to apologize for that (unless you were sick of me by the time I went radio-silent, in which case, you’re welcome, I suppose!).
At any rate, I’m hoping to get some more interaction going here, and make it more of a community if I can. We’ll see how that goes!
<3
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Anonymous asked: Sorry you had a bad day. Here are some hugs *hugs*
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Anonymous asked: Why do you allow graphically sexual ship headcanons? It's obnoxious and distasteful to the audience for this blog that wants to hear new, innovative MCU-based plot ideas or potential facts, not glorified smut with a ship agenda.
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Submission #2459
Steve is a cockblock of immense renown. All his Avengers teammates have fallen victim to him at one point or another.
Submitted by dianariggslegs
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Submission #2458
Steve decided the best way to immerse himself in modern art techniques was to just experience everything, from risque art history exhibits to mixed-media installations across beautiful architecture. He was overwhelmed, but was happy he’d seen it all.
When he stumbled across Loki’s fictional one-man performance art show about a troubled outcast brother, he agreed to forget all about...
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Submission #2457
Contrary to popular belief, Natasha doesn’t mind Bucky’s cold had. In fact, she loves the way it helps stimulate her nipples when he rolls them between his fingers. She also commissioned Tony to for a vibrating upgrade, for ‘back rubs’. Strangely enough, it’s barely used.
Submitted by anon
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Submission #2456
When Steve travels (and he does travel —New York might be his home state, but if he’s going to be some kind of national icon, he might as well get to know the people he’s representing), there is no power in the universe that can stop him from visiting every single Waffle House or equivalent truck-stop diner he comes across. He loves the food and the availability of it (in some...
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Submission #2455
Maria Collins Carbonell was 19 when she met and married Howard Stark in 1957, he was 40. In 1970 she gave birth to their Son, Anthony, at the age of 32, while her Husband was 53. In 1991, they both died at the ages of 74 and 53.
Submitted by anon
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Submission #2454
Content warning: miscarriage
Pepper was in fact pregnant. She was going to tell Tony the day Maya came over. Needless to say the extremis virus killed the baby. She still hasn’t told Tony about it. But she does secretly want to try again.
Submitted by anon
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Submission #2453
Even though every time it’s ended in tears and dry heaving into the toilet (with Tony, of all people, patting his back), Steve insists on watching every Holocaust movie (Schindler’s List, The Boy in the Striped Pajamas) at least once, so he’ll feel a little less guilty about missing the hell that most of Europe endured during WWII.
Submitted by eleanorannabelleerigby
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Submission #2452
Clint barely knew Coulson.
Submitted by peppertheband
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The Little Child Inside The Man
Tony’s song for Pepper is John Lennon’s “Woman.”
(Pay attention to the lyrics.)
Submitted by missjennifer72
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Submission #2451
Natasha dyes her hair. Her real hair color is dark brown.
Submitted by fnkln
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Dream Arrows
I actually originally posted this one here: http://abeckoningcat.tumblr.com/post/49791649419/new-head-canon
Submitted by abeckoningcat
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Submission #2450
Bucky is wary of hot tubs, ever since that mission at the Kodiak Valley Ski Resort in ‘86.
Submitted by peppertheband
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Submission #2449
Clint once got arrested by someone he was trying to take out. Natasha radioed him that she was coming over. To kill time he sang American Pie.
Submitted by anon
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Submission #2448
Bucky tends to get serious and philosophical when he’s drunk.
Submitted by peppertheband
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Ghosts
Submitted by missjennifer72
Not long after they married (in the early- to mid-sixties), Howard and Maria Stark had a son.
Howard adored the little boy more than anyone or anything else in the world (except Maria). He took pride in the boy’s brightness, bragged about him to anyone he could force to listen, and spent lots of time with him, talking to him, playing with him, teaching him and...
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Submission #2447
When Steve wakes up in the morning, one of the first things he does is check the date. It’s become an obsessive habit. He is paranoid about falling asleep for too long again.
Submitted by i-had-him-on-the-ropes
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Submission #2446
Pepper still doesn’t forgive Maya for her part in Aldrich’s plans. When Stark Enterprises launches a massive program to identify, encourage, and support girls and women in STEM, however, Tony knows he and Pepper can’t help but think about Maya and all the “what ifs.”
Submitted by artyartemisia
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Anonymous asked: I think the headcanon on headcanon 2415 is my new favorite thing
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Submission #2445
Coulson’s first name actually is Agent.
Submitted by pocketsfullofmice
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Submission #2444
Tony had to be the one to head down and rescue Dummy, You, and Butterfingers from where they had been sunk after the attack on the Malibu house. It had taken him over a week to get there, and he had needed to gather together enough material to create a makeshift scuba-diving suit to have enough oxygen to go deep enough to reach them. You’s arm socket had been blown off, and Butterfingers had gone...
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Submission #2443
Jarvis sabotaged headcanon #2415- on Pepper’s orders. She didn’t want Tony to see it and get any ideas/a big head.
Submitted by starfata
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Submission #2442
Loki is fully aware of the effect he has on Midgardian females (and some males). Sometimes, he abuses this to his advantage and will insinuate sexual favours in order to get what he wants. On the rare occasion when he does bed an earth mortal, he finds that they finish too quickly and that they are “somewhat lacking in stamina”.
Submitted by qui-lok
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Submission #2441
Tony is secretly a member of Anonymous. He considers his most gratifying achievement as a hacktavist to be when he posted the personal information of members of the Westboro Baptist Church.
Submitted by scoobert0
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Submission #2440
Several centuries ago, Volstagg got rip-roaring drunk one night and decided that he wanted to give every child on Midgard a present. So he and Fandral put on their gaudiest outfits, stole a sleigh from the local butcher and set out for Earth with a sack of crap from the attic. The story’s gotten a little… garbled over the years.
Submitted by futilejubilee
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it's getting to be a problem at Stark Tower
The only Avenger who considers nudity to be a big deal is Tony. Steve and Clint were soldiers; Natasha has used her body/sex appeal for her entire life; Bruce is quite used to being naked in front of strangers; and in Asgard, clothes are more of a suggestion than a rule.
Of course, that’s not to say that Tony wouldn’t (or doesn’t) use anything as an excuse to strip.
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Submission #2439
After Loki’s all brain-fixed and such, Thor drags him to Earth to learn how to be a good guy just like Thor did. He works (begrudgingly) with the Avengers, and after a while starts to kind of get along with them (except really Clint for obvious reasons) and eventually starts really becoming a productive member of society. Thor is all excited ‘cause he thinks the Avengers really did...
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Submission #2438
Keeping Obadiah Stane’s betrayal a secret is one of high priority. Every day SHIELD agents don’t know about what he had done. In fact, to keep the chances of another lets-take-away-Tony’s-armor situation, only agents assigned to stay close to the Stark situation are told about Stane. So, of course, Natasha knows exactly what happened. But no one is supposed to tell anyone.
Not...
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Submission #2437
Sort of a crossover with Celtic and Native American mythos: In Celtic mythology, ravens are associated with the goddess Morrigain, among others. In Native American, they are the Tricksters. With the latter in mind, what would happen if Odin, Thor, and Loki were made aware of this?
Submitted by rgpuck
