Once when Stark threatened to take apart dummy, Jarvis played an audio clip of Number 5 from Short Circuit saying “No disassemble! No disassemble!” over the sounds of dummy’s beeps and whirrs. It was so flawlessly executed that Tony almost thought that dummy had spoken. Just for a split second though. In the end both he AND Jarvis broke into a fit of laughter. It’s Jarvis’s best and only prank he plays. He uses Optimus Prime’s voice for the toaster whenever anyone threatens to throw it out after burning the toast. Tony always laughs the hardest when he uses the Learning Machine’s voice from Battlefield Earth (just because it’s so silly) so Jarvis reserves using that one for special occasions when Tony seems down or needs a fun distraction.
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